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Jul 24, 2026
Florida Feline Finds Fugitive
Dogs might be man’s best friend, but cats? Apparently they’ll flip on you in a heartbeat. So this woman in Leesburg, Florida tries to break into a house, things go sideways, and she takes off running. Deputies roll in, set up the whole production—helicopter, drone, K9 unit—the works. Very official. Very serious. And then… a … Continue reading Florida Feline Finds Fugitive
Jul 22, 2026
Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked
Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked
Jul 16, 2026
Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Jul 8, 2026
Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Hot weather reminder: your dog is not built for summer like you are. Dogs don’t sweat like we do, so they can get heatstroke really fast. So how hot is TOO HOT for your dog? Easy rule of thumb—take the temperature, add the humidity. If that number hits 150 or more, it’s officially “we’re staying … Continue reading Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Jul 8, 2026
Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting
A wedding in Wisconsin decided to test the “For better or worse” portion of the vows starting with the reception dinner. A groomsman, decided utensils were optional and just started grabbing and eating meatballs with his bare hands. Bold choice. Questionable, but bold. Someone nearby suggested, “Hey… maybe use a plate?” which feels fair. That … Continue reading Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting
Jul 3, 2026
Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
A Florida woman gets pulled over last weekend. Sunrise Saturday morning, weaving a little, allegedly not super cooperative. Ends up getting arrested after resisting a deputy and heads off to jail. Now comes intake, where they run her through one of those scanners that basically says, “Hey… something’s not quite right here.” Specifically, her “lower … Continue reading Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
Jul 2, 2026
Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
A quick reminder before you celebrate America by almost setting your garage on fire… fireworks are not that complicated. Find an open space. Not your driveway. Not next to your car. Definitely not under a tree you “think is probably fine.” Open space. Light one firework at a time—this isn’t a speedrun—and then back up … Continue reading Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
Jul 2, 2026
Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
A quick reminder as we approach the holiday weekend: cigarettes and fireworks are not a great combo. Cigarettes and 700 pounds of fireworks, even worse. Out on Whidbey Island in Washington, a guy had been quietly building what neighbors describe as a very not-quiet stockpile of fireworks. We’re talking hundreds of pounds, sitting around his … Continue reading Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
Jul 1, 2026
Mexican Batman Busts Bike Bandits
There’s apparently a “Mexican Batman” out there, and instead of gadgets and a cave, this guy’s weapon of choice is… duct tape. Over about a week in Jalisco, five suspected motorcycle thieves were found taped to lampposts like very questionable decorations. We’re talking full wrap job—plus a little extra flair: the word “rat” written across … Continue reading Mexican Batman Busts Bike Bandits
Jun 29, 2026
How to Stay Hydrated When You Hate Water
So here comes a July heatwave, and apparently the official advice is “drink water.” Cool. Love that for people who actually enjoy water. If you’re not one of them, don’t panic—hydration has options. First, just keep a bottle nearby. Not because it’s exciting, but because you’re more likely to sip it out of boredom. Which … Continue reading How to Stay Hydrated When You Hate Water
Jun 23, 2026
Red, White & Shop Hits Webb City Saturday
Kallie and Katie with the Downtown Webb City Alliance joined Thom Watts Tuesday morning to talk about Saturday’s “Red, White, Sip & Shop” event to benefit Honor Flight of the Ozarks. So if your Saturday needs a little red, white, and… retail therapy, Webb City’s got you covered. They’re shutting down Main Street for “Red, … Continue reading Red, White & Shop Hits Webb City Saturday
Jun 19, 2026
Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel
So stupid isn’t reserved to just Florida. In Canada, some dude in the Northwest Territories is now facing charges for… impaired kayaking. (Betting that’s a sentence no one expected to hear today.) Police say he allegedly stole a kayak, took it out on a lake, and — this is the detail that really ties it … Continue reading Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel