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Jul 22, 2025

Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station

Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!

Mar 3, 2025

Woman Locks Boyfriend In Storage Unit

She took “out of sight, out of mind” way too seriously. How a woman’s solution to relationship problems landed her behind bars HERE! Photo by Steve Johnson

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Aug 16, 2024

Woman Hits Boyfriend With Car On the Way To Couples Therapy

Sounds like this dude dodged a bullet! Even if he couldn’t dodge the car… More about the impact the incident had on their relationship HERE! Photo by Will Creswick on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2024

Man Attacks Mom With Spaghetti

This story brought to you by Shout Laundry Stain Remover. More on the attack that left an al dente in their relationship HERE! Photo by Mandy Bourke on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash