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Mar 24, 2026
Not So Grand Theft
Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft
Mar 18, 2026
Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
Mar 4, 2026
90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
“Put down the taco seasoning and keep your hands where I can see them!” isn’t something you’d normally hear on a detective show, but that’s now a possibility. There’s this guy in Florida—because of course it’s Florida—who might spend the rest of his life in prison over taco seasoning packets. Not because he loved tacos … Continue reading 90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
Jan 2, 2026
Cops Get THEIR Car Stolen While Investigating Stolen Cars
Cops took an unexpected turn from investigating thefts… to becoming the story. Proof no one’s immune from bad luck HERE!
Sep 15, 2025
Humpty Dumpty Kidnapped
Hope police can crack the case. More on this theft isn’t all it’s cracked up to be HERE! Photo: Cape May PD Facebook
Jun 23, 2025
Man Robs Bank Of One Dollar
Who knew you could buy fifteen minutes of fame—and a court date for a dollar? More on this not-so-grand theft HERE!
Dec 30, 2024
Influencer Shows Off Shoplifted Loot On Camera
Next she’ll try to influence a judge not to give her a couple months in the county jail. More on this click baiting kleptomaniac HERE! Photo by JEFERSON GOMES
Dec 12, 2024
Man Robs Store Twice in 15 Minutes
Usually when someone returns to the scene of the crime they wait awhile. More on this nefarious overachiever HERE! Photo by RDNE Stock project
Nov 26, 2024
Criminally Cute Kleptomaniac Confiscates Kindergartners’ Kicks
Police investigated a serial shoe thief only to find it was a weasel, earning that weasel reputation. Check out the story and video HERE. Photo by Gary Ellis on Unsplash
Oct 1, 2024
Man Steals Vehicle To Make Court Date For Auto Theft
If at first you don’t succeed… More on this Sooner State repeat offender HERE! Photo Credit: Oklahoma Highway Patrol
Aug 13, 2024
Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It
He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash
Aug 2, 2024
Man On Walmart Electric Cart Leads Police On Chase
Everything moves a little slower in Florida. More on the case of Grand-pa Theft Auto HERE! Photo by Rasmus Gerdin on Unsplash