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Mar 5, 2026

Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit

So, imagine this, Valentine’s Day comes and goes, and you end up heartbroken. What do you do? One Florida Man named Andrew disappears. Total heartbreak, bad breakup, the whole sad playlist. Fast forward ten days, and they finally find him … not in a bar, not on a beach… in a mud pit. Up to … Continue reading Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit

Jul 29, 2025

Police Chase Ends In Car Wash

No clean getaway from his dirty deeds. How he went from hot wheels to hot water HERE!

Mar 19, 2025

Gunman Arrested For Karaoke Rage

Karaoke machine broke, but this guy wasn’t about to miss his shot. How he went from “American Idol” wannabe to a star on “Cops” HERE! Mugshot courtesy Clearwater Florida Police Department Photo by Alec Adriano

Mar 10, 2025

Woman Arrested For Assault With Watermelon

Not all bad ideas are half-baked—some are fully ripe. Find out what happens when you mix bad decisions with fresh produce HERE! Photo by Mockup Graphics on Unsplash Mugshot courtesy Dunedin, Florida PD

Jan 2, 2025

Man Spikes Holy Water With Whiskey

He turned the holy water into a whiskey sour. More about the punk who thought the congregation could use a little more Christmas spirit HERE! Photo by Joel Drzycimski on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2024

Fisherman Snag Submarine

Talk about The One That Got Away! More on the catch of the day HERE! Photo by Daniil Zameshaev on Unsplash

Sep 16, 2024

Assault With A Water Gun

Good thing it wasn’t water balloons, she’d be in solitary. More on the absurd aqua assault charge HERE. Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash

Jul 23, 2024

Cocaine Sharks!!!

The direct to streaming, D-List celebrity screenplay just writes itself here. The scoop on why south Atlantic sharks are swimming with a bit more… enthusiasm HERE! Photo by Efe Yağız Soysal on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Apr 12, 2024

Chase Suspect Flies Off 100 foot Cliff, LIVES

Hopefully, this dude can play the lotto in prison! Read all about his high felonious flight HERE! Photo Courtesy Judith Cordasci

Feb 29, 2024

Tourist Drives Off Cliff, Falls Into Sea, Lives

He goes by “Lucky.” More on the cliff diving Canadian Evil Knievel HERE! Photo by Joseph Holihan on Unsplash