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Apr 3, 2024
Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs
Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash
Mar 30, 2024
We Caught Stephanie Listening
We caught Stephanie listening at Take A Break in Webb City, so we hooked her up with one of our “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you up with one too. We sold out … Continue reading We Caught Stephanie Listening
Mar 27, 2024
Woman Holds Dryer Repairman at Gunpoint
The good news is she’ll have working dryers in the prison laundry. The whole story HERE! Photo by Sana Saidi on Unsplash
Mar 15, 2024
Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash
Mar 13, 2024
Gas Pump Glitch Gets Woman Over $25K in “Free” Fuel
This is America. Loopholes only work if you’re a millionaire. More on the gas guzzling gangster HERE! Photo by Dawn McDonald on Unsplash
Mar 12, 2024
Man Attacked With Coconut
WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash
Mar 7, 2024
Frostbitten Fans Face Amputations
Some fans that attended the Chiefs-Dolphins playoff game back in January at Arrowhead stadium, now face amputations from frostbite. More of the cold, hard truth HERE!
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Mar 1, 2024
Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad
He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash
Feb 27, 2024
Priest Busted For Stealing Oven Mitts, Ice Cream
He traded in his clerical clothing for an orange jumpsuit. More on the pilfering priest HERE! Photo by mahdi rezaei on Unsplash
Feb 26, 2024
Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With
He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2024
Felony Chewing Gum Theft
Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash