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Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 27, 2025

Baby Born in Krispy Kreme Lot, Gets Free Donuts

He was born glazed and confused. More about the baby who chose the drive-thru over a delivery room HERE! Photo by Isabel Wright

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 22, 2025

ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust

Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!

Jan 20, 2025

Man Clings To Exterior of Bullet Train

When ‘you life going off the rails’ is more than just a metaphor. More on how a cigarette break turns into a high speed adventure HERE! Photo by JÉSHOOTS

Jan 13, 2025

Woman Poops On Floor While Partner Shoplifts

In court, the evidence will be referred to as Exhibits B & M. More on the criminal pair that tops America’s LEAST wanted list HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash

Jan 10, 2025

Woman Busted Smuggling Chocolate

How much you want to bet the evidence goes “missing”? More on the best worst smuggler in the world, bar none, HERE! Photo by Tetiana Bykovets on Unsplash

Jan 9, 2025

Naked Man Damages Car, Blames Aliens

In Florida, this makes sense. More on his Extraterrestrial Wardrobe Malfunction HERE! Photo by Leo_Visions on Unsplash

Jan 6, 2025

Naked Sleepwalker Charged With Lewdness

Maybe this will be his wake-up call. All the bare facts of the story HERE! Photo by Johannes Krupinski on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2025

Man Spikes Holy Water With Whiskey

He turned the holy water into a whiskey sour. More about the punk who thought the congregation could use a little more Christmas spirit HERE! Photo by Joel Drzycimski on Unsplash

Dec 30, 2024

Influencer Shows Off Shoplifted Loot On Camera

Next she’ll try to influence a judge not to give her a couple months in the county jail. More on this click baiting kleptomaniac HERE! Photo by JEFERSON GOMES

Dec 27, 2024

Google Street View Solves Murder

It’s all part of a new feature, Google Snitch. More on the unexpected witness to a murder mystery HERE! Photo courtesy Google Street View