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Feb 5, 2025

Escaped Inmates Busted At Buc-ee’s

Snack run: Successful. Escape plan: Fail. Jail time: Guaranteed. More on how a daring escape attempt was foiled by beaver nuggets HERE! Photo by Gabriel Tovar on Unsplash

Feb 4, 2025

Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana

From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Jan 28, 2025

PETA Wants To Revamp Groundhog Day

PETA proposes replacing Punxsutawney Phil with vegan friendly meteorology. More on how PETA’s trying to have their forecast and eat it too HERE! Photo by Kat Wood

Jan 24, 2025

Monkey Attacks Drive-Thru Barista

Who knew ‘monkey business’ was about to become SO literal? More on this case of monkey see, monkey CHEW HERE! Photo by Arindam Raha

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 22, 2025

ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust

Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!

Jan 21, 2025

Lawyer Threatens Wedding Guests Over Prime Rib

He may have been a little au juiced. More on this case of prime rib rage HERE! Photo by Jason Jarrach on Unsplash

Jan 17, 2025

Crook Haggles What He’ll Steal From Victims

Call it selective stealing. More on this connoisseur of crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Jan 13, 2025

Woman Poops On Floor While Partner Shoplifts

In court, the evidence will be referred to as Exhibits B & M. More on the criminal pair that tops America’s LEAST wanted list HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash