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Dec 26, 2024

Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo

Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2024

Suspect Gets Stuck In Chimney Hiding From Cops

If only he hadn’t gone back for seconds on Thanksgiving. More on how this flue wriggling felon landed in lock up HERE! Photo by Fall River Police Department

Dec 12, 2024

Man Robs Store Twice in 15 Minutes

Usually when someone returns to the scene of the crime they wait awhile. More on this nefarious overachiever HERE! Photo by RDNE Stock project

Dec 11, 2024

Man Returns Used Car By Smashing Through Dealers Front Door

Maybe he was returning it because of a brake problem? All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Tom Van Dyck

Dec 6, 2024

Bear Steals Inflatable Grinch

When they say ‘bear necessities,’ we don’t think they meant Christmas decorations! More on the answer to what the bear does in the woods (Including VIDEO) HERE! Photo by mana5280 on Unsplash

Dec 5, 2024

Shoplift With A Cop

He confused “Shop with a Cop” for “Shop and Get Caught!” More on this foolhardy felon HERE! Photo by Kindel Media

Dec 4, 2024

Pastor Subdues Robber With Karate

The sermon was supposed to be about “turning the other cheek,” but the pastor moved that one to another day. More on this bout between burglar and the Bible-thumper HERE! Photo by Leslie Jones on Unsplash

Dec 2, 2024

Man Shoots Arrows At People In Walmart

Where’s the Sheriff of Nottingham when you need him? More on this stupid cupid HERE! Photo by Robin Battison on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2024

Criminally Cute Kleptomaniac Confiscates Kindergartners’ Kicks

Police investigated a serial shoe thief only to find it was a weasel, earning that weasel reputation. Check out the story and video HERE. Photo by Gary Ellis on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2024

911 is Not a Homework Help Line

Still, it did work out, so I don’t know if the lesson will stick. A 10 year old called 911 for help on his math homework. Read the full story here. Photo by Andy Vult on Unsplash