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Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

Jun 18, 2024

Home Break-in For An Exorcism

A break-in, a CD, and Chick-fil-A. The story that’s enough to make your head spin HERE. Photo by petr sidorov on Unsplash

Jun 17, 2024

Stinky Cat Box Prompts 911 Call

This story brought to you by Febreze. All the smelly details HERE! Photo by Bogdan Farca on Unsplash

Jun 12, 2024

She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.

A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

You Stay Classy, News Anchor

A news anchor with a history of on air bird calls and rude hand gestures falls victim to an unreliable teleprompter. Check out the story and video HERE! Photo by Steve Lord on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft

More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash

Jun 10, 2024

Cops Bust LEGO Thieves

Police now have a lot to build a case with. How they busted this pair of blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Jun 7, 2024

Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail

He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash

Jun 6, 2024

Skating Bear Attacks Circus Trainer

He bear-ly made it out alive. Bear witness to the video and the whole story HERE! Pic courtesy of Bellweather productions

Jun 3, 2024

Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails

She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash

May 31, 2024

Red Roof Robber Falls through Ceiling

At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings. More on this thief turned amateur skylight maker HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

May 30, 2024

Streaker On An Airliner

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash