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Man Robs Store with Antique Gun

Dec 11, 2025

Man Robs Store with Antique Gun

The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD

Arrested For Assault With Chicken

Dec 10, 2025

Arrested For Assault With Chicken

You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office

Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia

Dec 9, 2025

Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia

Bobby Kimball, the voice behind Toto’s mega hits “Hold the Line,” “Africa,” and “Rosanna,” is facing a tough new chapter. At 78, the guy who helped define late-70s and early-80s rock it has been revealed, was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia back in 2019, along with aphasia, which affects speech and language. Tough stuff, especially for someone … Continue reading Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia

Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank

Dec 9, 2025

Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank

Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office

Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking

Dec 8, 2025

Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking

Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

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Christmas Classics Back In Theaters

Dec 2, 2025

Christmas Classics Back In Theaters

Reconnect with the magic of the season as more than 20 classic holiday films return to theaters nationwide. Whether it’s laughter, music, or a heartfelt story, there’s a film waiting to rekindle your favorite holiday memories. Check out the list HERE! Photo by Krists Luhaers on Unsplash

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Chad Johnson

Nov 25, 2025

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Chad Johnson

Congratulations to Chad Johnson of Columbus, our latest High Low Cash Jackpot winner! He took home $558.25! Listen in, follow us on Facebook and join the Loyal Listener Club so you never miss a chance to win with Classic Hits 93.9!!!

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Harris Heating and Air Guess Joplin’s First Snowfall
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