Stupid News
Jul 28, 2025
Feline Felon Found Nicking Neighbors Knickers
Look what the cat dragged in! More on the cat burglar, and the interview with it’s owner HERE!
Jul 25, 2025
Chuck E Cheese Arrested
Chuck E. Cheese, synonymous with kids’ celebrations, now has quite the grown-up legal headache. How he went from pizza parties to the police lineup HERE!
Jul 24, 2025
Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat
No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!
Jul 23, 2025
Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes
He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.
Jul 22, 2025
Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station
Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!
Jul 21, 2025
Intern Fired For Biting Everyone
Her resume said “hungry for success.” Apparently, she meant it. More on this upcoming bite-sized lawsuit HERE!
Jul 18, 2025
Tarantulas Found In Cake Mix Boxes
It’s not the calories you gotta worry about. More on this “Betty Shocker” HERE!
Jul 17, 2025
Man Robs Donut Shop In Bikini
This may be the only time police wanted to avoid a donut shop. Find out what happens when LA flair meets felonious intent HERE! Picture credit: Winchell’s donut shop security camera
Jul 16, 2025
Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark
Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!
Jul 15, 2025
ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust
These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook
Jul 14, 2025
Man Forgets Wife At Gas Station
Fuel’s full, marriage tank? Running on fumes. More on how this couple’s road trip holiday hit a speed bump HERE!
Jul 11, 2025
Shot In Head, Man Escapes Grave, Goes On Snack Run
You can’t keep a good man, or his appetite, down. More on the slushie and snack run of the undead HERE!