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Oct 5, 2023
Henkle’s Ace Hardware Carnivore Cookout & Show Me State Showdown
Henkle’s Ace Hardware is hosting a huge fundraiser for Ronald McDonald House and the Carterville Community Center this Saturday and Sunday at 209 E. Hall Street in Carterville, MO. If you have what it takes to compete, Pay your entry fee and there will be THREE chances to qualify for the World Championship over the … Continue reading Henkle’s Ace Hardware Carnivore Cookout & Show Me State Showdown
Oct 4, 2023
Hair Scrunchie Gets Teacher Busted
Somebody was having more fun than anybody else at family fun night. More on the trippy teacher HERE! Photo by John Carlo Tubelleza on Unsplash
Sep 28, 2023
Fast Food Worker Fires On Family After Curly Fries Argument
Texas is gonna do Texas stuff. Details on the “drive-by drive-thru” HERE! Photo by micheile henderson on Unsplash
Sep 27, 2023
Joplin Walk to End Alzheimer’s
Alzheimer’s disease is the sixth-leading cause of death in the United States. In Missouri alone, there are more than 120,000 people living with Alzheimer’s and more than 319,000 family members and friends caring for them. Classic Hits 93.9 is a proud partner of the annual Joplin Walk to End Alzheimer’s, Saturday, October 14th. The group … Continue reading Joplin Walk to End Alzheimer’s
Sep 18, 2023
Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin
That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash
Sep 15, 2023
Happy birthday Tommy Lee Jones
The Oscar winning actor turns 77 today. Before winning that Oscar, he played the role of “Paul, the real estate novelist” in Billy Joel’s video for “Piano Man.” (He shows up around the 2:42 mark.) Check it out here: Piano Man by Billy Joel Photo courtesy of: imdb.com
Sep 15, 2023
New Fashion: Torn Stained Underwear
Who pre-stains it? Your mother would never want you to get in a car accident in THESE! Photo by OSPAN ALI on Unsplash
Sep 14, 2023
Carjacker Crashes Into Cop Shop
Did he also fill out his own paperwork and escort himself to his jail cell? Read the story of the carjacker cop shop crash HERE! Photo by Grant Durr on Unsplash
Sep 13, 2023
Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway
Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash
Sep 11, 2023
Deputy Imitates Dog to Nab Car Thieves
Hee’s such a gooood boooy! Get him a Scooby Snack. Hear how “Deputy Dog” duped the dolts HERE! Photo by Philbo 🇺🇦 on Unsplash
Sep 6, 2023
Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase
Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash
Sep 1, 2023
Steely Dan Is Reissuing Another Album As Part of Their Ongoing Career-Spanning Vinyl Drops
Steely Dan fans are in for a treat, as the band’s classic 1977 album, Aja, is getting a vinyl reissue and has been “remastered from analog,” according to a new press release. It marks the latest effort to bring the rock group’s first seven albums to vinyl, as they’ve previously done with their debut album, … Continue reading Steely Dan Is Reissuing Another Album As Part of Their Ongoing Career-Spanning Vinyl Drops