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Jul 30, 2024

Pot Filled Van Pinched In Town of Weed

Much like his product, the driver’s plan went up in smoke. More about the ironic arrest in the dopest named town in America HERE! Photo by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Jul 29, 2024

Crook Posts Selfie Holding Loot

They could save a step and use that picture as his mugshot photo. Proof that crime and chronic narcissism doesn’t pay HERE! Photo by Osheen Turnbull on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2024

Falling Fish Smashes Tesla

Bad news. Insurance usually won’t cover a claim if it’s considered an “act of Cod.” See the dashcam footage of the incident from the Tesla HERE! Photo by Adrien on Unsplash

Jul 25, 2024

Weinermobile Crashes

When it comes to Wienermobile drivers, this guy might be the wurst. More on this doggone disaster HERE! Photo by Klim Musalimov on Unsplash

Jul 24, 2024

Burglars Steal Toilet

These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash

Jul 22, 2024

Salsa Spill In Pool Costs City $20K

And now, every kid in town knows whose dad is kepping them from being able to go swimming. All the spicy, extra chunky details HERE! Photo by Hybrid Storytellers on Unsplash

Jul 19, 2024

Peeved Patrons Punch Pizza Maker

If only Atlanta had other places to buy pizza. More on the piemaker punching punks HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Jul 15, 2024

Nudists Rescue Tourist From Blowtorch Wielding Pirate

This sounds like a headline created from Mad Libs. The full story AND “safe for work” video HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash

Jul 11, 2024

Pet Store Robbed, Hamsters Found In Perps Pants

Please tell us he holding them for a friend! More on this hamster hiding hooligan HERE! Photo by Jaroslaw Slodkiewicz on Unsplash

Jul 9, 2024

Punks Throw Cheese at Car

The most Wisconsin crime EVER! More on this un-brie-lievable assault HERE! Photo by Önder Örtel on Unsplash

Jul 8, 2024

Man Robs Bank, Asks For A Penny

Was a gumball machine in the bank lobby? More about this budget bank bandit HERE! Photo by Elijah Mears on Unsplash