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May 3, 2024

Bowling Alley Brawl

There were a lot of strikes and somebody was framed. We spare no details in the full story, including video, HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash

May 2, 2024

Search Underway For Emotional Support Gator

It answers to the name “Wally.” A story that may make you weep crocodile tears HERE! Photo by Gaetano Cessati on Unsplash

Apr 30, 2024

Patient Left on Pins and Needles

This acupuncturist isn’t so sharp More about the patient that was stuck with more than the bill HERE! Photo by Katherine Hanlon on Unsplash

Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2024

Man Attempts Robbery With A Snake

Never bring a snake to a gunfight. More on the slithering sneak thief HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Apr 11, 2024

Naked Axewoman in Louisiana Woods

Looking for a guy so she can bury the hatchet? We cut to the bare facts HERE! Photo by Kevin Schmid on Unsplash

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Apr 2, 2024

Crook Detained With Weedwhacker

Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash