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Feb 10, 2025

Busy Beavers Beat Bureaucracy

No blueprints, no budget, no problem! Beavers just showed us how to get things done—no meetings required. The full story HERE! Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Unsplash

Feb 7, 2025

Runaway Teen Spends 2 Nights in Walmart Toilet Paper Fort

Save Money. Live Better. Hide Out. Walmart. More on the Sooner state’s hide-and-seek champion HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean

Feb 6, 2025

Canine Couture Meets Crime

He’s gonna have it RUFF behind bars. Proof that not all Florida Man stories are created equal HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Feb 5, 2025

Escaped Inmates Busted At Buc-ee’s

Snack run: Successful. Escape plan: Fail. Jail time: Guaranteed. More on how a daring escape attempt was foiled by beaver nuggets HERE! Photo by Gabriel Tovar on Unsplash

Feb 4, 2025

Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana

From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 28, 2025

PETA Wants To Revamp Groundhog Day

PETA proposes replacing Punxsutawney Phil with vegan friendly meteorology. More on how PETA’s trying to have their forecast and eat it too HERE! Photo by Kat Wood

Jan 24, 2025

Monkey Attacks Drive-Thru Barista

Who knew ‘monkey business’ was about to become SO literal? More on this case of monkey see, monkey CHEW HERE! Photo by Arindam Raha

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com