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Oct 13, 2023

Cemetary Worker Falls Into Grave

In fairness, cemeteries are designed to put people into the ground, not take them out. Read the details of the emergency exhumation HERE! Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Oct 3, 2023

Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters

Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

I’m Not Dead Yet says Missouri Woman

She’s been trying to prove that she’s alive since 2007! Details on the story here Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2023

Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch

If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash

Sep 22, 2023

Naked Man Strolls DFW Airport

It’s AIRport, not BAREport. The complete story and somewhat safe for work pics and video HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2023

Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber

The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Sep 13, 2023

Aerosmith Postpones Tour Dates

Frontman Steven Tyler has injured vocal cords, prompting the iconic band to postpone a half-dozen shows on their “Peace Out” Farewell Tour. More on the story HERE! This should not effect the shows in St. Louis, Tulsa, or Kansas City. Photo by Muneeb Syed on Unsplash

Sep 7, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar

He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash

Sep 1, 2023

Steely Dan Is Reissuing Another Album As Part of Their Ongoing Career-Spanning Vinyl Drops

Steely Dan fans are in for a treat, as the band’s classic 1977 album, Aja, is getting a vinyl reissue and has been “remastered from analog,” according to a new press release. It marks the latest effort to bring the rock group’s first seven albums to vinyl, as they’ve previously done with their debut album, … Continue reading Steely Dan Is Reissuing Another Album As Part of Their Ongoing Career-Spanning Vinyl Drops

Aug 25, 2023

Facebook Users: Get Your Share of 725 Million

Today (August 25) is the deadline to cash in Facebook’s privacy settlement. Facebook’s parent company, Meta, agreed to pay $725 million to settle a class-action lawsuit that accused the company of sharing user data or making it accessible to third parties without users’ permission. The settlement stems from multiple lawsuits that were brought against Facebook … Continue reading Facebook Users: Get Your Share of 725 Million

Aug 23, 2023

Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation

Turns out there’s nothing mysterious going on. The compilation is for 5-year-olds – basically like a British Kidz Bop! With that in mind, it’s not hard to see how lyrics like, “Left alone with big fat Fanny / She was such a naughty nanny / Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of … Continue reading Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation