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Mar 25, 2024

Pastor Hires Hitman to Take Down Daughter’s Beau

Sounds like he needs a refresher on the Good Book. More on the homicidal holy man HERE! Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash

Mar 22, 2024

Burglar Does Yoga Before Break-In

She’ll probably be sentenced to quite a stretch. The full story and video from the bendy burglar break-in HERE! Photo by Alex Shaw on Unsplash

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Mar 20, 2024

Man Shot After Being Mistaken for Turkey

The whole fowl story HERE! Photo by William Stark on Unsplash

Mar 19, 2024

Scammer Amputates Legs for Insurance Money

We could have “toed” him it wouldn’t work. More on why he had trouble staying one step ahead of the law HERE! Photo by R. du Plessis on Unsplash

Mar 18, 2024

Air Guitar Mistaken for Shotgun

If you handle a shotgun like you’re playing air guitar, you’re gonna hurt somebody. Read more about the road side Guitar Hero HERE! Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash

Mar 15, 2024

Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash

Mar 14, 2024

Man Busted Breaking INTO Prison

That’s one way to fast track the system. The full story on how the foolish felon landed behind bars TWICE HERE! Photo by Pandav Tank on Unsplash

Mar 13, 2024

Gas Pump Glitch Gets Woman Over $25K in “Free” Fuel

This is America. Loopholes only work if you’re a millionaire. More on the gas guzzling gangster HERE! Photo by Dawn McDonald on Unsplash

Mar 12, 2024

Man Attacked With Coconut

WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash

Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

Mar 8, 2024

Man Tries To Steal Driverless Car

Sounds like the car is on but nobody’s behind the wheel in more ways than one… Read more about the half-wit highwayman HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash