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Jun 11, 2024

Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft

More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash

Jun 10, 2024

Cops Bust LEGO Thieves

Police now have a lot to build a case with. How they busted this pair of blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Jun 7, 2024

Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail

He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash

Jun 6, 2024

Skating Bear Attacks Circus Trainer

He bear-ly made it out alive. Bear witness to the video and the whole story HERE! Pic courtesy of Bellweather productions

Jun 3, 2024

Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails

She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash

May 31, 2024

Red Roof Robber Falls through Ceiling

At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings. More on this thief turned amateur skylight maker HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

May 30, 2024

Streaker On An Airliner

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash

May 29, 2024

Skydiving Plane Crashes, All Passengers Land Safely

Bet everyone was screaming “OH CHUTE!” Find the irony in every sentence of the story HERE!. Photo by Kamil Pietrzak on Unsplash

May 24, 2024

Clown Arrested for Prostitution

He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash

May 22, 2024

Cheating Man Outed By Dog, Thong

Guess he’s … in the doghouse. More on the how this doggone cheater got busted HERE! Photo by Sophie Elvis on Unsplash

May 21, 2024

Robber Steals Money and Funyuns

Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill

May 20, 2024

Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2

A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash