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Aug 14, 2023
Driving Instructor Drives Into Driving School
To the driver’s credit, the school’s sign above the front door says ‘Learn to Drive,’ and not ‘Learn to Park.’ Find the irony laden account of the events HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash
Aug 11, 2023
Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self
Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash
Aug 9, 2023
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” House Now A Lovely Restaurant
Some friendly tips if you visit: If you order the ribs, it gets a little noisy.😱 DO NOT ask for a tour of the kitchen.😲 And, for goodness sakes, don’t ask how they make their barbecue sauce.🤢 Discover where to find this extreme fear eatery HERE!
Aug 3, 2023
Missouri Back to School Tax Free Weekend
Get ready to save some money this weekend in Missouri! It’s the annual Back-to-School Sales Tax Holiday, but this year is a little different. Cities and counties will not be able to opt-out of the sales tax holiday as it applies to state and local sales taxes. Certain back-to-school purchases, such as clothing, school supplies, … Continue reading Missouri Back to School Tax Free Weekend
Jun 29, 2023
A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.
A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.
Jun 26, 2023
Woman pretends to be student, goes back to High School
Kinda like “Grease”, but not as cool. Why did this woman want to go back to high school? Read this to find out.
Jun 1, 2023
Transmitter Maintenance Notification
Classic Hits 93.9 is currently experiencing some technical issues with our transmitter, and will be running at reduced power until the issues are corrected. This means some of you may be experiencing issues hearing your favorite music. Now would be a great time to try listening online, through our website at: www.939classichits.comYou may also stream … Continue reading Transmitter Maintenance Notification
Jun 1, 2023
Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino
Classic Hits 93.9 is proud to welcome Three Dog Night to the Corral Outdoor Stage, at Kansas Crossing Casino, in Pittsburg, on Saturday night, June 10. Classic Hits 93.9 is giving away tickets to the show all this weekend! Listen for the ticket window to open. When it does, you’ll receive a “code word.” Text … Continue reading Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino
May 9, 2023
Foreigner with Loverboy
Buy Tickets Foreigner will continue its long-term initiative with the Grammy® Museum Foundation to invite choirs to open the show with a live a cappella ‘Pitch Perfect’ performance of classic rock songs. Foreigner will join radio partners across the country to create a contest for local choirs to win donations to their music programs. One winning choir will be … Continue reading Foreigner with Loverboy
Feb 5, 2023
Grounding the Eagles
ӿ Classic Hits 93.9 is “Grounding The Eagles” until after the Chiefs-Eagles NFL Championship Game on Super Bowl Sunday. ӿ We love the Chiefs and want to do our part to show support for our ‘Mahomies’ in their efforts to bring another championship to Kansas City. ӿ In a show of support for the AFC … Continue reading Grounding the Eagles
Sep 23, 2021
2021 Fall Codewords for Cash
Jan 20, 2021