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Aug 20, 2024

Woman Charged in Ravioli Attack

The victim is now suffering from PTSD – Pasta Traumatic Sauce Disorder. Find all the saucy details HERE! Photo by Andreas Avgousti on Unsplash

Aug 19, 2024

Attorney Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Prison

At least it was all in his briefcase. More on the bootleg barrister HERE! Photo by Pau Casals on Unsplash

Aug 16, 2024

Woman Hits Boyfriend With Car On the Way To Couples Therapy

Sounds like this dude dodged a bullet! Even if he couldn’t dodge the car… More about the impact the incident had on their relationship HERE! Photo by Will Creswick on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Aug 13, 2024

Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It

He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

Aug 9, 2024

Man Rigged Toilets to Explode

It was a real whizz bang kind of prank. Read all the explosive details HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash

Aug 8, 2024

Speeding Woman Does Yoga Poses

She was charged with a DWI and a variety of charges, because the police were … flexible. The full story and video of this lead foot who was simultaneously well-balanced and a little unbalanced HERE! Photo by Avrielle Suleiman on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2024

Man Attacks Mom With Spaghetti

This story brought to you by Shout Laundry Stain Remover. More on the attack that left an al dente in their relationship HERE! Photo by Mandy Bourke on Unsplash

Aug 6, 2024

Customer Finds Nose Ring In Food

Yo quiero nose nugget. More about this disgusting version of a Kid’s Meal toy HERE! Photo by 🐣 Luca Iaconelli 🦊 on Unsplash

Aug 1, 2024

Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead

How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2024

Woman Busted With Bag of Drugs Labeled “Bag of Drugs”

Now police have a cell with her name on it. More on this overly organized offender HERE! Photo by Pinellas County Sherriff’s Department