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Feb 9, 2024
Nebraska Scraps State Slogan
They say the best place to be in Nebraska is right in the center of it. That way, no matter which direction you go, you’re leaving it. More about the phased out phrase, and what’s to come HERE! Photo by Evan Buchholz on Unsplash
Feb 8, 2024
PETA Now Targets Carousel Horses
Watch out, kids. Next, they’re coming after your teddy bears. More on the group’s fight with a Wichita, KS company HERE! Photo by Henk van der Steege on Unsplash
Feb 6, 2024
Man Shot After Using Ladies Room
He was dying to use the bathroom, and almost did. More on how the urinator met the Terminator HERE! Photo by Sung Jin Cho on Unsplash
Feb 5, 2024
Cold Hearted Crook Steals Ice Cream Truck
Prison life’s gonna be a rocky road for this dude. Find out how cops cracked this “cold case” HERE! Photo by Kazden Cattapan on Unsplash
Feb 2, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Giant Snoop Dog Bobblehead
Those margaritas must’ve been WAY too strong! More on the Calvin Broadus bobblehead bandit bust HERE! (The 20 second video from the Lee County Sherriff in the story is worth the watch.)
Jan 31, 2024
Man Breaks Into School For Pizza
The good news is the quality of food in jail is slightly better than a school cafeteria. More on the prowling pizza pilferer HERE! Photo by Fatima Akram on Unsplash
Jan 29, 2024
Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank
So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash
Jan 26, 2024
Escapee Caught Hiding in Trash Can
Does his cell mate call him “Oscar”? The story, including body cam video, HERE! Photo courtesy of the Atlanta Police Department
Jan 23, 2024
Woman Caught Poisoning Husband With Smoothies
At least she didn’t use Kale. Read more on her recipe for murder HERE! Photo by Saymom Leão on Unsplash
Jan 22, 2024
Inmate Escapes During Snowstorm, Surrenders Less Than An Hour Later
Out of the deep freeze and into the cooler. More on the snowman HERE! Photo by Nathan Wolfe on Unsplash
Jan 17, 2024
Woman Tries To Submit Dog Pee For Drug Test
“The good news is you’re drug-free. The bad news is you have kennel cough.” More on the test that landed her in the doghouse HERE! Photo by Sergio Arteaga on Unsplash
Jan 15, 2024
Man Wants Free Stuff for Life from Walmart
Maybe give him a free candy bar at check out? More about the hand-written lawsuit HERE! Photo by Caique Morais on Unsplash