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Dec 9, 2025
Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank
Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
Dec 8, 2025
Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking
Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!
Dec 5, 2025
Man Rescues Rabid Racoon, Bitten
It started with kindness… and ended with a hospital visit. How a roadside rescue turned into a medical emergency HERE.
Dec 4, 2025
Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out
Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.
Dec 2, 2025
Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails
Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!
Dec 1, 2025
Felony Joyride Burger Run
Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!
Nov 28, 2025
Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station
This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2025
Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High
A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 25, 2025
High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Chad Johnson
Congratulations to Chad Johnson of Columbus, our latest High Low Cash Jackpot winner! He took home $558.25! Listen in, follow us on Facebook and join the Loyal Listener Club so you never miss a chance to win with Classic Hits 93.9!!!
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Nov 24, 2025
Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy
Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash