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Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2024

Man Attempts Robbery With A Snake

Never bring a snake to a gunfight. More on the slithering sneak thief HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Apr 12, 2024

Chase Suspect Flies Off 100 foot Cliff, LIVES

Hopefully, this dude can play the lotto in prison! Read all about his high felonious flight HERE! Photo Courtesy Judith Cordasci

Apr 11, 2024

Naked Axewoman in Louisiana Woods

Looking for a guy so she can bury the hatchet? We cut to the bare facts HERE! Photo by Kevin Schmid on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Apr 2, 2024

Crook Detained With Weedwhacker

Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash

Apr 1, 2024

Beef Jerky & Nuts Put Man In Jail

This is what’s called a “Florida charcuterie plate.” Read more about the pistachio pirate HERE! Photo by Jean-christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

Mar 27, 2024

Woman Holds Dryer Repairman at Gunpoint

The good news is she’ll have working dryers in the prison laundry. The whole story HERE! Photo by Sana Saidi on Unsplash

Mar 26, 2024

Man Escapes Prison, Hit By Car

He quickly learned life is hard on the outside. More on how he became a casualty to karma HERE! Photo by Sanjeevan SatheesKumar on Unsplash