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Oct 15, 2024
Baby Born In Brewery Parking Lot Honored With Beer
Kid got lucky. Being born in a parking lot, odds are his name should have been “Dollar General.” More about what this kid has to wait 21 years to enjoy HERE! Photo by Elevate on Unsplash
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Oct 11, 2024
Cookie Monster Caught Speeding
C is for cookie, but it also stands criminal. More on this malicious Muppet ignoring the “Sesame Street” signs HERE! Photo by Jared Berg on Unsplash
Oct 10, 2024
10-Year Old Drives Stolen Car Through Playground
Do they teach hotwiring in 5th grade? More on this delinquent Dukes of Hazzard wannabe HERE! Photo by Ben Hershey on Unsplash
Oct 9, 2024
Semi Full of Bees Overturns
Oh…honey! More on the story of this truck drivers worst Monday EVER, plus video of the sweet cleanup HERE! Photo by Alexandre Debiève on Unsplash
Oct 8, 2024
Surgeon Operates With Swiss Army Knife
This sounds like a rejected episode of Grey’s Anatomy. The whole story of this shoddy sawbones HERE! Photo by Patrick on Unsplash
Oct 7, 2024
Bank Robber On The Run Busted Eating Chinese Food
Of course, he was hungry again by the time they got him booked into the station. The complete tale of the “ravenous robber” HERE! Photo by Debbie Tea on Unsplash
Oct 4, 2024
Man Leads Cops On SLOW Speed Chase
Neither fast, nor furious. More on this snails pace speedster HERE! Photo by Erwan Hesry on Unsplash
Oct 3, 2024
Guy Puts Plaid Shirt On Passenger Seat In HOV Lane
They should throw in a $100 fine for lack of effort. More on the case of the “Lying Lumberjack” HERE! Photo by: x.com/@wspd2pio
Oct 2, 2024
Suspect’s SUV Stolen During DUI Stop
What can be more stressful than doing a field sobriety test? The answer HERE! Photo by Shahzin Shajid on Unsplash
Oct 1, 2024
Man Steals Vehicle To Make Court Date For Auto Theft
If at first you don’t succeed… More on this Sooner State repeat offender HERE! Photo Credit: Oklahoma Highway Patrol
Sep 30, 2024
Cat Discovers Grenade In Basement
Oh, look! Mr. Snuggles brought us a present! All the explosive details HERE! Photo by Paul Hanaoka on Unsplash