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Jan 2, 2024

Boyfriend Beaten With Xmas Tree

And you thought getting hit by a switch was bad as a kid. More regarding the Christmas Eve clocking HERE! Photo by Simon Berger on Unsplash

Dec 21, 2023

Pesky Saint Petersburg Punk Popped for Petulant Poultry Pelting

Here’s chicken in your eye! Story and mugshot here. Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Dec 7, 2023

Man Hits Wife With Sausage

You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Sep 7, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar

He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash

Sep 1, 2023

Man Arrested for Assault with a Lollipop

What a Dum-Dum. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of the story HERE! Photo by Brecht Deboosere on Unsplash