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Nov 7, 2025
Purdue Peanut Butter Pedestrian
Guess things really DO get weird after midterms. The story that has left everyone hungry for answers HERE!
Oct 3, 2025
Ex-Cop Steals From Crime Stoppers
There was nothing left to pay the guy who discovered the crime. Bummer. More about this ironic plot twist HERE!
Sep 10, 2025
Nurse Saves Tipsy Trash Panda with CPR
CPR = Critter Pulmonary Resuscitation. Find out what in the name of Kentucky is going on HERE!
Sep 8, 2025
Creeper Caught Camping In Couple’s Crawlspace
Man caves are a cool trend, but not when it’s in someone else’s home. More about this clandestine condo crawlspace campout HERE! Photo credit: Clackamas County Sheriff Facebook
Jul 1, 2025
Florida Man Arrested After Being Stabbed
During surgery a nurse discovered his ‘secret stash spot’ where he kept his ‘party supplies.’ That’s probably enough euphemisms for a single sentence, right? Read the story here. Photo by mohamad azaam on Unsplash
May 15, 2025
Gravedigger Turns Graverobber
He became a literal “gold digger.” More on this literal “plot” twist HERE!
Mar 12, 2025
Air India Urges Passengers to Stop Flushing Clothing
Air India is asking travelers to only use airplane lavatories for their intended purpose after a flight to Delhi was forced to return to Chicago due to eight of its 12 toilets becoming clogged with items including clothing and plastic bags. Read more here! Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash
Jan 6, 2025
Naked Sleepwalker Charged With Lewdness
Maybe this will be his wake-up call. All the bare facts of the story HERE! Photo by Johannes Krupinski on Unsplash
Dec 18, 2024
Brown Snow Covers Town
The same rules as “yellow snow” apply. More about the septic snowfall HERE! Photo by Sergei Starostin
Oct 10, 2024
10-Year Old Drives Stolen Car Through Playground
Do they teach hotwiring in 5th grade? More on this delinquent Dukes of Hazzard wannabe HERE! Photo by Ben Hershey on Unsplash
Sep 30, 2024
Cat Discovers Grenade In Basement
Oh, look! Mr. Snuggles brought us a present! All the explosive details HERE! Photo by Paul Hanaoka on Unsplash
Jul 26, 2024
Falling Fish Smashes Tesla
Bad news. Insurance usually won’t cover a claim if it’s considered an “act of Cod.” See the dashcam footage of the incident from the Tesla HERE! Photo by Adrien on Unsplash