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Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 8, 2025

Drunk Cop Releases Prisoners to Celebrate New Year

This would have made a better April Fool’s Day prank. More on how this unexpected Happy New Year started a day early HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2024

Drunk American Didn’t Know He Was In Canada

When your night out turns into an international incident, you need help. More on this drunken Dudley Do-Wrong HERE! Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Feb 27, 2024

Priest Busted For Stealing Oven Mitts, Ice Cream

He traded in his clerical clothing for an orange jumpsuit. More on the pilfering priest HERE! Photo by mahdi rezaei on Unsplash

Dec 18, 2023

Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself

She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2023

Man Molests Manatee Mannequin

Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2023

Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase

Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash

Sep 5, 2023

Alleged Drunk Driver Unwittingly Calls 911 on Himself

Play stupid games ya win stupid prizes. More on the drunk dialing dimwit HERE! Photo by Johan Funke on Unsplash