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Sep 26, 2025

Dude Busted for DUI, Doing Burnout to Impress Girls

He tried to wow the ladies… now he’s being wowed by the legal fees. How a risky stunt got him attention, but probably not the kind hoped for HERE.

Sep 24, 2025

Angry Bus Driver Cooks Kids

Parents get steamed over his “thermal justice” for his riders. How one rogue bus driver raises the heat and eyebrows at the same time HERE!

Sep 18, 2025

Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car

It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!

Aug 5, 2025

USDA Using Scarlett Johansson And Adam Driver To Scare Off Wolves

I have not seen this film, but the fact that it’s being used in this way discourages me from wanting to see it. And I’m not even a wolf. Read the full story here. Photo by Thomas Bonometti on Unsplash

Jul 23, 2025

Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes

He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.

Jun 18, 2025

Man Blows Up Casino Toilet

Not the first thing to go bust at a casino. More on this Jackputz and the explosive details HERE!

Apr 2, 2025

Woman Run Over Saving Parking Spot

A cautionary tale of parking lot persistence gone wrong. How one woman ended up parked in a hospital and another parked in jail HERE! Photo by Ivan Samkov

Mar 20, 2025

Driver Crashes Into House, Asks To Use Bathroom

Talk about making an entrance! More on the driver who puts the “break” in potty break HERE! Photo by Letícia Rodrigues

Feb 25, 2025

Drunk Driver Crashes In Same Spot 2 Nights In A Row At Same Time

If only he put this much effort into finding a designated driver! More on the man who didn’t get the memo about ‘learning from your mistakes’ HERE! Photo courtesy of Thurston Co. Sheriff Dept.

Feb 24, 2025

Man Bites Police Dog

They said K-9, he thought they said “snack time!” More on this criminal with a taste for justice HERE! Photo by Sharon Snider

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com