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Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Aug 23, 2024

Man, Attacked By Bear, Shoots Himself

He just had to grin and bear it. Just the “bear” facts HERE! Photo by mana5280 on Unsplash

Jul 29, 2024

Crook Posts Selfie Holding Loot

They could save a step and use that picture as his mugshot photo. Proof that crime and chronic narcissism doesn’t pay HERE! Photo by Osheen Turnbull on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

Mar 20, 2024

Man Shot After Being Mistaken for Turkey

The whole fowl story HERE! Photo by William Stark on Unsplash

Mar 18, 2024

Air Guitar Mistaken for Shotgun

If you handle a shotgun like you’re playing air guitar, you’re gonna hurt somebody. Read more about the road side Guitar Hero HERE! Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash

Feb 28, 2024

Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom

God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2024

Man Shot After Using Ladies Room

He was dying to use the bathroom, and almost did. More on how the urinator met the Terminator HERE! Photo by Sung Jin Cho on Unsplash

Dec 21, 2023

Pesky Saint Petersburg Punk Popped for Petulant Poultry Pelting

Here’s chicken in your eye! Story and mugshot here. Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2023

Marked for Stupidity

A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Otters Attack Swimming Man

Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash