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Feb 18, 2025

Goldfish Fingerprint Fingers Felon

Who knew a little snack could lead to such a big catch? More on the one that didn’t get away HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean Mugshot by Pinellas County Sherriff

Jan 22, 2025

ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust

Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!

Jan 3, 2025

Driver Going 107 While Playing Video Game

Not all high scores are worth celebrating. More on how he leveled up to to a possible year in jail HERE! Photo by toine G on Unsplash

Aug 20, 2024

Woman Charged in Ravioli Attack

The victim is now suffering from PTSD – Pasta Traumatic Sauce Disorder. Find all the saucy details HERE! Photo by Andreas Avgousti on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2024

Man Attacks Mom With Spaghetti

This story brought to you by Shout Laundry Stain Remover. More on the attack that left an al dente in their relationship HERE! Photo by Mandy Bourke on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2024

Woman Busted With Bag of Drugs Labeled “Bag of Drugs”

Now police have a cell with her name on it. More on this overly organized offender HERE! Photo by Pinellas County Sherriff’s Department

Jun 21, 2024

Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun

Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Jun 5, 2024

Funeral Home Worker Caught Stealing Love Doll From Dead Man’s Home

It was quite the undertaking. The evidence that he’s just a giant pervert HERE! Photo by Jakayla Toney on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 1, 2024

Busted for Road Rage Al Dente

Apparently he was feeling a little saucy. A story that’s impastable to believe HERE! Photo courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Apr 18, 2024

Bro Busted In Pizza Dough Pelting

Did the victim knead medical attention? The real spin on pizza pummeling HERE! Photo by Phil Hearing on Unsplash