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Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Jan 11, 2024

Christmas Tree Attacker Arrested Again

Can’t wait to see what she has in store for Valentine’s Day. More on the “holiday hit woman’s” latest exploits HERE! Photo by CHUTTERSNAP on Unsplash

Jan 4, 2024

Robber Busted Waiting for Uber Getaway Car

If you’re this stupid, just call the cops yourself, they’ll be more than happy to give you a free ride! Read more about the bonehead burglar’s offbeat escape plan HERE! Photo by Viktor Avdeev on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2024

Boyfriend Beaten With Xmas Tree

And you thought getting hit by a switch was bad as a kid. More regarding the Christmas Eve clocking HERE! Photo by Simon Berger on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2023

Marked for Stupidity

A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Oct 3, 2023

Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters

Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 7, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar

He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash

Sep 5, 2023

Alleged Drunk Driver Unwittingly Calls 911 on Himself

Play stupid games ya win stupid prizes. More on the drunk dialing dimwit HERE! Photo by Johan Funke on Unsplash

Jul 27, 2023

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?

An Alabama fast food felon serves up an unhappy meal. The supersized stupid story HERE! Photo credit: Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.