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Jul 24, 2024

Burglars Steal Toilet

These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash

Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft

More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash

Jun 10, 2024

Cops Bust LEGO Thieves

Police now have a lot to build a case with. How they busted this pair of blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Apr 24, 2024

Doorbell Cam Captures Car Crash Into House

Normally doorbell cams usually just catch package thefts and home break-ins. The whole story and the amazing video HERE! Photo by Conor Samuel on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Jan 25, 2024

Amish Family Buggyjacked at Walmart

What’s worse, the catalytic converter was missing. More on the Grand Theft Auto side mission from 1840 HERE! Photo by Doug Kelley on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2023

Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving

So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 11, 2023

Deputy Imitates Dog to Nab Car Thieves

Hee’s such a gooood boooy! Get him a Scooby Snack. Hear how “Deputy Dog” duped the dolts HERE! Photo by Philbo 🇺🇦 on Unsplash