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Mar 25, 2024
Pastor Hires Hitman to Take Down Daughter’s Beau
Sounds like he needs a refresher on the Good Book. More on the homicidal holy man HERE! Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash
Mar 22, 2024
Burglar Does Yoga Before Break-In
She’ll probably be sentenced to quite a stretch. The full story and video from the bendy burglar break-in HERE! Photo by Alex Shaw on Unsplash
Mar 21, 2024
Burglars Demand High-Value Cat
We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash
Mar 19, 2024
Scammer Amputates Legs for Insurance Money
We could have “toed” him it wouldn’t work. More on why he had trouble staying one step ahead of the law HERE! Photo by R. du Plessis on Unsplash
Mar 15, 2024
Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash
Mar 14, 2024
Man Busted Breaking INTO Prison
That’s one way to fast track the system. The full story on how the foolish felon landed behind bars TWICE HERE! Photo by Pandav Tank on Unsplash
Mar 12, 2024
Man Attacked With Coconut
WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash
Mar 8, 2024
Man Tries To Steal Driverless Car
Sounds like the car is on but nobody’s behind the wheel in more ways than one… Read more about the half-wit highwayman HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash
Mar 7, 2024
Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat
As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash
Mar 5, 2024
Cops Nab Suspect On Toilet
They caught this dude on the can. And now he’ll be spending some time IN the can. More about the punk literally caught with his pants down HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Feb 28, 2024
Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom
God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash