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Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 12, 2023

Burglar Armed with Pizza Slicer

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you into eight beautifully uniform pieces!” More on the Great Value cauliflower crust pizza of burglars HERE! Photo by Parker Hilton on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Dec 5, 2023

Florida Man Arrested Waring ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt

It was a crime of fashion! Read all about his fashion (and criminal) faux pas HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

Dec 1, 2023

Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can

Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 28, 2023

The Disneyland Streaker

Some Dumbo got Goofy and pulled a Donald Duck. Read the naked truth HERE! Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2023

Man Busted for Assault With Oreos

Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2023

Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland

Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash

Nov 20, 2023

3 Locked In Jail, Rescued, Arrested

Did none of them had a friend with a crowbar? More on the twice imprisoned up trio HERE! Photo by Ye Jinghan on Unsplash

Nov 17, 2023

Police Chase Ends in Tipped Golf Course Prota Potty

From the outhouse to the Big House. Find out how he ended up “in the hole” HERE! Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash