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Sep 27, 2024

Naked Cave Tours

Naked, in the dark, with lots of creepy crawlies. Could you bare it? More on this interesting way to get your rocks off HERE. Photo by Joshua Sortino on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2024

2 Crooks With Same Name Go On Crime Spree

At least it made the job easier for whoever filled out the arrest report. More on both bungling Bernie burglars HERE! Photo courtesy: Warwickshire Police / SWNS

Sep 25, 2024

Chicken Costumed California Cops

Getting a little “cocky” with his job. More on how the SFPD is dealing with dumb clucks HERE! Photo by Luca Ercolani on Unsplash

Sep 24, 2024

Speeder Stopped for #2 9-1-1

He was worried about leaving skid marks. And we’re NOT talking about the ones on the road… More on this crappy excuse HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2024

Thief Locked Inside Corvette

You don’t just have to figure out how to get INSIDE . . . you also need an exit plan. More on the worst car thief ever HERE! Photo by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash

Sep 19, 2024

Peanut Butter Stabbing

This nut is definitely not a smooth criminal. More on this Jiff jabber HERE! Photo by Laura Paraschivescu on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2024

Disney, Drugs, and Air Rage

This Dumbo got Goofy on a flight home from Disneyland. All the magical details HERE! Photo by Dean Enkelaar on Unsplash

Sep 17, 2024

God Tells Woman To Steal From WalMart

So He’s just kidding about the 8th Commandment? More on how the Lord giveth, and the Lord says, “Taketh away” HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Sep 16, 2024

Assault With A Water Gun

Good thing it wasn’t water balloons, she’d be in solitary. More on the absurd aqua assault charge HERE. Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash

Sep 12, 2024

That is Improper Usage of Propane and Propane Accessories

Guy attempts to beat the repo man by threating to blow up the car. Read the story here. Photo by Eric Prouzet on Unsplash

Sep 12, 2024

Bosnian Bridal Bouquet Brawl

The bride wore white. But the bridesmaids wore black … eyes. The blow by blow recount of the “Bridal Bouquet Brawl” HERE! Photo by Kace Rodriguez on Unsplash