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Jul 22, 2024

Salsa Spill In Pool Costs City $20K

And now, every kid in town knows whose dad is kepping them from being able to go swimming. All the spicy, extra chunky details HERE! Photo by Hybrid Storytellers on Unsplash

Jul 19, 2024

Peeved Patrons Punch Pizza Maker

If only Atlanta had other places to buy pizza. More on the piemaker punching punks HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash

Jul 18, 2024

Giant Snails Snagged at Airport

Airplane food has gone high end in Detroit. More on the slimeball smuggling slimeballs HERE! Photo by Mats Hagwall on Unsplash

Jul 17, 2024

Man Arrested for Throwing Doritos

As they say Cheetos never win. More on the chip chucking chucklehead HERE! Photo by Tamas Pap on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Jul 15, 2024

Nudists Rescue Tourist From Blowtorch Wielding Pirate

This sounds like a headline created from Mad Libs. The full story AND “safe for work” video HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash

Jul 12, 2024

Man Bites Snake To Death

Now he has an incurable case of snake breath. More on the surprise snake snack HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash

Jul 11, 2024

Pet Store Robbed, Hamsters Found In Perps Pants

Please tell us he holding them for a friend! More on this hamster hiding hooligan HERE! Photo by Jaroslaw Slodkiewicz on Unsplash

Jul 10, 2024

Police Chief Fired, Office Reeked Of Weed

Perhaps the town wasn’t very clear on the job description for Chief of Police. More on the Chief of BRO-lice HERE! Photo by Stephen Hocking on Unsplash

Jul 9, 2024

Punks Throw Cheese at Car

The most Wisconsin crime EVER! More on this un-brie-lievable assault HERE! Photo by Önder Örtel on Unsplash

Jul 8, 2024

Man Robs Bank, Asks For A Penny

Was a gumball machine in the bank lobby? More about this budget bank bandit HERE! Photo by Elijah Mears on Unsplash

Jul 4, 2024

Dine-and-Dasher Leaves Gun, Sandals and Social Security Card at the Crime Scene

Seems like a lot of trouble for an order of cashew chicken. Read the story HERE. Photo by Christian Chen on Unsplash