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May 21, 2024

Robber Steals Money and Funyuns

Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill

May 20, 2024

Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2

A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

May 15, 2024

Man Accused Of Smuggling Dead Scorpions

And spiders too! More on this alleged arachnid poacher HERE! Photo by sippakorn yamkasikorn on Unsplash

May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

May 10, 2024

Thieves Steal 140 Sohpping Carts

That’s just how they roll. Learn more about the wobbly wobbers HERE! Photo by Oleksii S on Unsplash

May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 6, 2024

Bank Robber Escapes on Bus

A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash

May 3, 2024

Bowling Alley Brawl

There were a lot of strikes and somebody was framed. We spare no details in the full story, including video, HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash

May 2, 2024

Search Underway For Emotional Support Gator

It answers to the name “Wally.” A story that may make you weep crocodile tears HERE! Photo by Gaetano Cessati on Unsplash