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Aug 8, 2024

Speeding Woman Does Yoga Poses

She was charged with a DWI and a variety of charges, because the police were … flexible. The full story and video of this lead foot who was simultaneously well-balanced and a little unbalanced HERE! Photo by Avrielle Suleiman on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2024

Man Attacks Mom With Spaghetti

This story brought to you by Shout Laundry Stain Remover. More on the attack that left an al dente in their relationship HERE! Photo by Mandy Bourke on Unsplash

Aug 6, 2024

Customer Finds Nose Ring In Food

Yo quiero nose nugget. More about this disgusting version of a Kid’s Meal toy HERE! Photo by 🐣 Luca Iaconelli 🦊 on Unsplash

Aug 5, 2024

Lady Drowns Roommate’s Pet Spider

Most people would use a shoe or their foot. She got creative. No need to search the web for the story. Find it HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2024

Man On Walmart Electric Cart Leads Police On Chase

Everything moves a little slower in Florida. More on the case of Grand-pa Theft Auto HERE! Photo by Rasmus Gerdin on Unsplash

Aug 1, 2024

Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead

How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2024

Woman Busted With Bag of Drugs Labeled “Bag of Drugs”

Now police have a cell with her name on it. More on this overly organized offender HERE! Photo by Pinellas County Sherriff’s Department

Jul 30, 2024

Pot Filled Van Pinched In Town of Weed

Much like his product, the driver’s plan went up in smoke. More about the ironic arrest in the dopest named town in America HERE! Photo by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Jul 29, 2024

Crook Posts Selfie Holding Loot

They could save a step and use that picture as his mugshot photo. Proof that crime and chronic narcissism doesn’t pay HERE! Photo by Osheen Turnbull on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2024

Falling Fish Smashes Tesla

Bad news. Insurance usually won’t cover a claim if it’s considered an “act of Cod.” See the dashcam footage of the incident from the Tesla HERE! Photo by Adrien on Unsplash

Jul 25, 2024

Weinermobile Crashes

When it comes to Wienermobile drivers, this guy might be the wurst. More on this doggone disaster HERE! Photo by Klim Musalimov on Unsplash

Jul 24, 2024

Burglars Steal Toilet

These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash