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Apr 11, 2024

Naked Axewoman in Louisiana Woods

Looking for a guy so she can bury the hatchet? We cut to the bare facts HERE! Photo by Kevin Schmid on Unsplash

Apr 10, 2024

Man Busted For Stealing Swear Jar

“Curses! Foiled again!” More on the capture of the foul mouthed felon HERE! Photo by Josh Appel on Unsplash

Apr 5, 2024

Walgreen’s Clerk Attack With Bible

Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck. More on the Florida Bible thumper HERE! Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Mar 28, 2024

Man Attacked With USB Thumb Drive

Sure hope the victim wasn’t infected with… a virus. More details on what sounds like a “Revenge of the Nerds” horror spin-off HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Mar 27, 2024

Insects Found In Colonoscopies

As if you didn’t stress about it enough. The shocking list of insects found during people’s colonoscopies HERE! Photo by USGS on Unsplash

Mar 8, 2024

Man Tries To Steal Driverless Car

Sounds like the car is on but nobody’s behind the wheel in more ways than one… Read more about the half-wit highwayman HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash

Mar 7, 2024

Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat

As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash

Mar 6, 2024

Tourist Stung in the Man Bits by Scorpion

Worst superhero origin story…EVER! What really happened between the man and the scorpion HERE! Photo by Leon Pauleikhoff on Unsplash

Feb 22, 2024

Thieves Steal Only Ice Cream

Not exactly a smash-and-grab at a Park Avenue jewelry store, but I guess you have to start somewhere. More on the rocky road robbers HERE! Photo by Mae Mu on Unsplash

Feb 21, 2024

Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas

“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash