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Aug 22, 2023

Arson Suspect Had Baby Ducks in His Pants

Police had to be wondering “What the DUCK is going on here?!” Read about the daffy dimwit HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash

Aug 17, 2023

“Elton John” Busted With Cocaine Hidden In Trunk

An Elton John tribute singer got fully committed to his character. The “glamtastic” story HERE! Photo by Colin Davis on Unsplash

Aug 16, 2023

Autocorrect Leads to Police Raid, Assault

This is a perfect example of why you ALWAYS check your spelling. Read every stinking detail HERE! Photo by DuoNguyen on Unsplash

Aug 15, 2023

Tampa Mayor Goes Fishing, Catches Bale of Cocaine

And you thought pythons were the most invasive species in Florida. The big fish story HERE!🐟❄️🎣 Photo by Mathieu Le Roux on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2023

Driving Instructor Drives Into Driving School

To the driver’s credit, the school’s sign above the front door says ‘Learn to Drive,’ and not ‘Learn to Park.’ Find the irony laden account of the events HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Aug 11, 2023

Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self

Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash

Aug 9, 2023

Florida Law Enforcement Nab Outlaw Named “Outlaw”

You could say he was born for this life. Read his criminal cornicles HERE! Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash

Aug 8, 2023

Texas Cops Wigging Out Over “Hair Heists”

And when they catch the perps, there will be… hell toupee. Find all the hair raising details HERE! Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

Aug 4, 2023

Chinese Man Gets Lightbulb Stuck In His…

MOUTH! (Sicko.)😳💡😮 Maybe he just wanted a light lunch?😏 Read the enlightening details HERE! Photo by Diego PH on Unsplash

Aug 3, 2023

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail

The good news is he already knows how to make license plates for his next vehicle. Read the about persistent perp HERE! Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2023

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash