Stupid News
Feb 5, 2025
Escaped Inmates Busted At Buc-ee’s
Snack run: Successful. Escape plan: Fail. Jail time: Guaranteed. More on how a daring escape attempt was foiled by beaver nuggets HERE! Photo by Gabriel Tovar on Unsplash
Feb 4, 2025
Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana
From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash
Feb 3, 2025
Man Jailed For Bologna Battery
A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash
Jan 31, 2025
Man Break INTO Escape Room
So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer
Jan 30, 2025
Principal Throws Kegger For Students
Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash
Jan 29, 2025
Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat
From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash
Jan 28, 2025
PETA Wants To Revamp Groundhog Day
PETA proposes replacing Punxsutawney Phil with vegan friendly meteorology. More on how PETA’s trying to have their forecast and eat it too HERE! Photo by Kat Wood
Jan 27, 2025
Baby Born in Krispy Kreme Lot, Gets Free Donuts
He was born glazed and confused. More about the baby who chose the drive-thru over a delivery room HERE! Photo by Isabel Wright
Jan 24, 2025
Monkey Attacks Drive-Thru Barista
Who knew ‘monkey business’ was about to become SO literal? More on this case of monkey see, monkey CHEW HERE! Photo by Arindam Raha
Jan 23, 2025
Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking
When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com
Jan 22, 2025
ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust
Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!
Jan 21, 2025
Lawyer Threatens Wedding Guests Over Prime Rib
He may have been a little au juiced. More on this case of prime rib rage HERE! Photo by Jason Jarrach on Unsplash