Stupid News
Results for “ac”
Dec 28, 2023
Somebody Crack a Window!
On second thought, better keep it closed. A town in New Zealand is trying to de-stink before the Juicy Festival comes to town! Read the story. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash
Dec 26, 2023
Daily Delivery to Snoop Dogg Disrupted
Ok, not really, but this woman did have just a crazy amount of things that are still very much illegal in Nebraska. Read the story here. Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash
Dec 20, 2023
Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money
This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash
Dec 19, 2023
Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving
So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash
Dec 18, 2023
Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself
She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash
Dec 15, 2023
I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO
It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash
Dec 14, 2023
Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt
To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash
Dec 11, 2023
Drug Dealing Barber Busted By Bald Customers
“I said I wanted it SHORT, not I wanted a SNORT.” More on their close shave with the law HERE! Photo by Marco D’Emilia on Unsplash
Dec 8, 2023
Naughty or Nice Speed Camera
You better not shout. You better not cry. Find out if you get a ticket or a lump of coal HERE! Photo by Mads Eneqvist on Unsplash
Dec 7, 2023
Man Hits Wife With Sausage
You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash
Dec 6, 2023
Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event
She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash
Dec 5, 2023
Florida Man Arrested Waring ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt
It was a crime of fashion! Read all about his fashion (and criminal) faux pas HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash