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Oct 19, 2023

Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy

If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash

Oct 16, 2023

Suspected Bomb Just Adult Diaper

Was this an in-flight emergency, the work of terrorists, or a case of mistaken identity? Depends All the absorbing details HERE! Photo by Mason Kimbarovsky on Unsplash

Oct 13, 2023

Cemetary Worker Falls Into Grave

In fairness, cemeteries are designed to put people into the ground, not take them out. Read the details of the emergency exhumation HERE! Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Oct 11, 2023

Florida Sausage Fight

Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Oct 9, 2023

Customs Confiscates Giraffe Poop

And you thought your jewelry was crappy! More exciting excrement expounding HERE! Photo by Towfiqu barbhuiya on Unsplash

Oct 5, 2023

Semi-Load of Trash Bags Stolen

If they catch them, you can bet there will be a Hefty fine. Read more about the refuse wrangling wrongdoers HERE! Photo by Yuyang Liu on Unsplash

Oct 4, 2023

Hair Scrunchie Gets Teacher Busted

Somebody was having more fun than anybody else at family fun night. More on the trippy teacher HERE! Photo by John Carlo Tubelleza on Unsplash

Oct 3, 2023

Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters

Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2023

Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch

If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash