Stupid News
Jan 2, 2025
Falling Legos Injure 10 At New Year’s Event
As family events go, these guys crushed it! More on how 2025 hit like a ton of bricks HERE! Photo by Greg Rosenke on Unsplash
Jan 2, 2025
Man Spikes Holy Water With Whiskey
He turned the holy water into a whiskey sour. More about the punk who thought the congregation could use a little more Christmas spirit HERE! Photo by Joel Drzycimski on Unsplash
Dec 31, 2024
Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber
In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police
Dec 30, 2024
Influencer Shows Off Shoplifted Loot On Camera
Next she’ll try to influence a judge not to give her a couple months in the county jail. More on this click baiting kleptomaniac HERE! Photo by JEFERSON GOMES
Dec 27, 2024
Google Street View Solves Murder
It’s all part of a new feature, Google Snitch. More on the unexpected witness to a murder mystery HERE! Photo courtesy Google Street View
Dec 26, 2024
Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo
Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach
Dec 20, 2024
Lego Crime Ring Busted
Cops were finally able to piece it all together. More on how they built their Lego criminal empire HERE! Photo by Ryan Quintal on Unsplash
Dec 19, 2024
Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker
As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash
Dec 18, 2024
Brown Snow Covers Town
The same rules as “yellow snow” apply. More about the septic snowfall HERE! Photo by Sergei Starostin
Dec 17, 2024
Santa Puts Out A House Fire
He earned his place on the December Firefighter calendar. Video of this fire fighting Father Christmas in action HERE! Photo by Jesson Mata on Unsplash
Dec 16, 2024
Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails
Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash
Dec 13, 2024
Suspect Gets Stuck In Chimney Hiding From Cops
If only he hadn’t gone back for seconds on Thanksgiving. More on how this flue wriggling felon landed in lock up HERE! Photo by Fall River Police Department