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Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

Jun 18, 2024

Home Break-in For An Exorcism

A break-in, a CD, and Chick-fil-A. The story that’s enough to make your head spin HERE. Photo by petr sidorov on Unsplash

Jun 13, 2024

Lamborghini Owner Virtually Begs for his Car to be Stolen.

We don’t like to victim blame, but when the victim is this stupid… Read the full story HERE. Photo by Dhiva Krishna on Unsplash

Jun 12, 2024

She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.

A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft

More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash

Jun 10, 2024

Cops Bust LEGO Thieves

Police now have a lot to build a case with. How they busted this pair of blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Jun 6, 2024

Skating Bear Attacks Circus Trainer

He bear-ly made it out alive. Bear witness to the video and the whole story HERE! Pic courtesy of Bellweather productions

Jun 5, 2024

Funeral Home Worker Caught Stealing Love Doll From Dead Man’s Home

It was quite the undertaking. The evidence that he’s just a giant pervert HERE! Photo by Jakayla Toney on Unsplash

Jun 3, 2024

Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails

She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash

May 30, 2024

Streaker On An Airliner

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash

May 29, 2024

Skydiving Plane Crashes, All Passengers Land Safely

Bet everyone was screaming “OH CHUTE!” Find the irony in every sentence of the story HERE!. Photo by Kamil Pietrzak on Unsplash

May 24, 2024

Clown Arrested for Prostitution

He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash