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May 31, 2024

Red Roof Robber Falls through Ceiling

At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings. More on this thief turned amateur skylight maker HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

May 30, 2024

Streaker On An Airliner

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash

May 29, 2024

Skydiving Plane Crashes, All Passengers Land Safely

Bet everyone was screaming “OH CHUTE!” Find the irony in every sentence of the story HERE!. Photo by Kamil Pietrzak on Unsplash

May 28, 2024

Postal Worker Busted Street Racing

Snail mail, my eye. The fast and furious details HERE! Photo by Trinity Nguyen on Unsplash

May 24, 2024

Clown Arrested for Prostitution

He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash

May 23, 2024

Man Trashes DMV with Fish & Carrots

He left the place looking pretty crappie. The whole whopper of a fish tale HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 22, 2024

Cheating Man Outed By Dog, Thong

Guess he’s … in the doghouse. More on the how this doggone cheater got busted HERE! Photo by Sophie Elvis on Unsplash

May 21, 2024

Robber Steals Money and Funyuns

Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill

May 20, 2024

Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2

A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

May 15, 2024

Man Accused Of Smuggling Dead Scorpions

And spiders too! More on this alleged arachnid poacher HERE! Photo by sippakorn yamkasikorn on Unsplash