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May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 6, 2024

Bank Robber Escapes on Bus

A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash

May 3, 2024

Bowling Alley Brawl

There were a lot of strikes and somebody was framed. We spare no details in the full story, including video, HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash

May 2, 2024

Search Underway For Emotional Support Gator

It answers to the name “Wally.” A story that may make you weep crocodile tears HERE! Photo by Gaetano Cessati on Unsplash

Apr 30, 2024

Patient Left on Pins and Needles

This acupuncturist isn’t so sharp More about the patient that was stuck with more than the bill HERE! Photo by Katherine Hanlon on Unsplash

Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Apr 24, 2024

Doorbell Cam Captures Car Crash Into House

Normally doorbell cams usually just catch package thefts and home break-ins. The whole story and the amazing video HERE! Photo by Conor Samuel on Unsplash

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Apr 18, 2024

Bro Busted In Pizza Dough Pelting

Did the victim knead medical attention? The real spin on pizza pummeling HERE! Photo by Phil Hearing on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2024

Man Attempts Robbery With A Snake

Never bring a snake to a gunfight. More on the slithering sneak thief HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash