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Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2023

Marked for Stupidity

A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Nov 10, 2023

Man Found With 5 Gators In Tub

Has anyone seen his cat? More on the moist miniature meanies HERE! Photo by Amber Kipp on Unsplash

Nov 9, 2023

Tuba Player Punches Heckler

Tuba players know how to handle blowhards. More about the Oom-pah-pah, Oom-pah-pow incident HERE! Photo by Curioso Photography on Unsplash

Nov 6, 2023

Police Raid Finds $200K of Legos

Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together. Read how cops busted the blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Nov 3, 2023

Car Stolen for Joyride Gets Carjacked

It started out like “Ferris Bueller’s Day” off and ended like “Gone in 60 Seconds.” More about the hot hooptie’s night out HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash

Nov 2, 2023

Drink Order Sparks Bomb Threat

Further proof that trying to be healthy leads to trouble. Read all about his Babbel bungle HERE! Photo by David von Diemar on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Oct 27, 2023

Cop Gives Mouth-To-Mouth to Snake

The kiss of life! More like the hiss of life. See the unbelievable, heebie-jeebie inducing video HERE! Photo by 🇸🇮 Janko Ferlič on Unsplash

Oct 19, 2023

Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy

If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash

Oct 18, 2023

Greek Thieves Snag $400K of “Liquid Gold”

Authorities are seeking Popeye for questioning. Details of the slick operation HERE! Photo by Roberta Sorge on Unsplash