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May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

May 10, 2024

Thieves Steal 140 Sohpping Carts

That’s just how they roll. Learn more about the wobbly wobbers HERE! Photo by Oleksii S on Unsplash

May 8, 2024

Driver, Passenger Fight Over Bus Fare

It was a fare fight. More on this bananas bus bout HERE! Photo by Mitchell Johnson on Unsplash

May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 6, 2024

Bank Robber Escapes on Bus

A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash

May 3, 2024

Bowling Alley Brawl

There were a lot of strikes and somebody was framed. We spare no details in the full story, including video, HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash

May 2, 2024

Search Underway For Emotional Support Gator

It answers to the name “Wally.” A story that may make you weep crocodile tears HERE! Photo by Gaetano Cessati on Unsplash

May 1, 2024

Busted for Road Rage Al Dente

Apparently he was feeling a little saucy. A story that’s impastable to believe HERE! Photo courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

Apr 30, 2024

Patient Left on Pins and Needles

This acupuncturist isn’t so sharp More about the patient that was stuck with more than the bill HERE! Photo by Katherine Hanlon on Unsplash

Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash