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May 24, 2024

Clown Arrested for Prostitution

He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash

May 23, 2024

Man Trashes DMV with Fish & Carrots

He left the place looking pretty crappie. The whole whopper of a fish tale HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 22, 2024

Cheating Man Outed By Dog, Thong

Guess he’s … in the doghouse. More on the how this doggone cheater got busted HERE! Photo by Sophie Elvis on Unsplash

May 21, 2024

Robber Steals Money and Funyuns

Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill

May 20, 2024

Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2

A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 9, 2024

Man Flushes Ex’s Fish Down Toilet

For a Siamese fighting fish, it didn’t put up much of a fight. More on the dark sequel to “Finding Nemo” and “Finding Dorie” HERE! Photo courtesy: Cape Coral Police Department

May 8, 2024

Driver, Passenger Fight Over Bus Fare

It was a fare fight. More on this bananas bus bout HERE! Photo by Mitchell Johnson on Unsplash

May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

May 6, 2024

Bank Robber Escapes on Bus

A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash